stiff banana

An oddly hard banana. Really hard. The longer they are the harder they are. From personal experience.
"It's just a really stiff banana!"
by StiffBanana January 25, 2018
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stiff medicine

Stiff Medicine is taken to correct erectile dysfunction.
Also referred to as Stiff Meds or Hard Meds.


Stiff Medicine includes Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.

by GeShan July 05, 2006
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Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness
For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying
by Stu Marble November 21, 2007
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morning stiffness

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.
by Guy Reynolds September 06, 2006
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Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.
"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."
by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010
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stiff hard

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up
by stiff hard December 28, 2008
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stiff walk

When a man's penis is hard and against his leg forcing him to walk akwardly with one straight leg
Man, Tina bent over in front of me and when I got up I had to stiff walk away
by L.Perkins November 10, 2007
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