stale face

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1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face

by marsean June 5, 2010

Poop Stalker

Someone who stalks another individual for the purpose of engaging in coprophagia. They typically follow someone around, wait for them to use a restroom, then consume their feces if they didn't flush. In extreme cases they might break into someone's home solely to eat poop out of their toilet.

One of Andy Sixx's fans was a poop stalker who waited for him to defecate into a porta potty then consumed his fresh dump.

"I think I'm being followed by an internet poop stalker."

by InternetPoopStalker June 22, 2021

myspace stalker

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.

Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.

by Lar January 6, 2006

Stale

When something is old, no longer relevant and/or over used.

"Omg did you hear about what Janice did to Veronica?!?!"

"Oh girl I've been hip... that shit is stale"

by Kaitlynstarshaw December 30, 2016

Layne Staley

Frontman for grunge band 'Alice in Chains'. He had a mesmerising voice and a troubled life. He died on April 5th 2002 in the worst way possible. He had taken a mixture of cocaine and heroin known as a 'speedball' and overdosed on it. The creepy thing was that his body was found two weeks after he had actually died. This is why you don't do drugs, kids!

Kurt Cobain and Layne Staley both died on the same day (April 5th) and they were both heroin addicts. Is there some kind of connection here?

I love Layne's voice on 'Down in a Hole'. It's hauntingly beautiful.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 27, 2006

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008