"oh man, look at that hot chick!", said Brad, "yeah, id spread her crow." said Dan, "I love spreading crow!".
by CrowTime December 15, 2011
Get the Spreading Crowmug. A delicious alternative to the bush taco, wherein a solid and juicy shit is spread on bread, toast or eaten with carrots and celery. Intense vommiting may follow.
I have a piece of bread but I have no peanut butter. I do however have anal spread, well I will in about 5 minutes.
by esparagus partridge October 21, 2009
Get the anal spreadmug. A deviant act that has most of the events of an eskimo trebuchet, but with a few shit twists. A windmill spread is where the man puts his dick between his legs and is being sucked off from behind, but then sharts all over the face of the blow-jobber. He then rubs his Peter all over their shart-ridden face, coating his cock in the slippery shit, before finally spreading flecks of squit into the air by willy-windmilling for the blow-jobber to catch in their gob.
"Jeremy made me a windmill spread last night after he got squits from that dodgy takeaway down the lower end of the High Street. I've got lockjaw now, but I'm still one lucky lady."
by Leper96 October 21, 2019
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Get the toe spreadmug.