Sloshing

the act of fingering but when your fingers get tired and cramp and the male ends up moving the whole arm to try and imitate the desired motion. One could say its like small punches to the vagina. Commonly confused with fisting.

Connor ended up sloshing shelly into a coma.

by the all knowing phantom June 4, 2012

shoshing

v. doing something (really easy) so spectacularly wrong that your friends mock you endlessly.

that girl spilled juice all over herself, and she was using a sippy cup! totally shoshing it.

by whats_dkk November 18, 2013

slave-ship spooning

The same sleeping position as spooning except you have additional pairs of feet in your crotch from the other row of people positioned just below you. Same as on a slave ship.

Used to describe any horribly crowded and uncomfortable sleeping position.

Friend 1:"I'm thinking we can all save $100 a person on this trip if we just share 1 room when we crash for the night"

Friend 2:"Dude, no way am I packing slave-ship spooning style just to save a few bucks. Get 2 rooms..."

Friend 2:"...Good call"

by rebothed October 6, 2011

"spooning the chihuahua"

extreme happiness or joy, as represented by cartoonist vanessa davis.

Oh my god, I was totally "spooning the chihuahua" last night.

by mian August 21, 2006

Reverse Spooning

The act of laying butt-to-butt while sleeping.

Tony and Ari were reverse spooning in the aisle of the bus while trying to get some sleep.

by Flackawhacka July 26, 2010

Spooning

The act of laying a spoon across the body of another who is asleep in the sun, and who is, without a doubt, about to get massively sunburnt. The result: a white spoon mark that cannot be removed.

Guy 1: *places spoon on Guy 2's leg* "Spooning.. Brilliant idea!"

Guy 2: *wakes up hours later* "Bloody hell.." *looks down to see spoon mark on leg* "I've been spooned!"

by ieBaringa April 11, 2013

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011