splooge

literally a dude's jizz.

I splooged inside your mother last night.

by firtreebutt July 25, 2016

Sploonth

n. A small creature resembling a butterfly that feeds on leaves. It has seven two-toed legs, two identical whappers, a long neck, a teardrop shaped head and a raspy tongue.

-Look, Cyrine, I found a sploonth!
-I think it is eating your ferns.

by Starfishy12 October 7, 2018

Sploopy

A sploopy is when your dads accountant has a massive orgy with you entire collective family during the month of Ramadan

Hey did you hear that I’m having a sploopy today?

by anonymous December 6, 2020

SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning

Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser”

by Limabeama March 15, 2022

Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0

I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.

by Shitshow1986 July 7, 2022

Easter Splooge

After weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate ejaculation experienced after Lent is over, on Easter.

Jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an Easter Splooge, it was magical.

by Tharsheblows June 13, 2012

Man splooge

1.An innuendo for cum.

2.Used to describe when you finally get your man to cum, but it goes off everywhere

"MMMMMM, girl, your man just gave you some of that man splooge!"

by Samoto February 23, 2017