Splitgate

Splitgate is an awesome new arena shooter game made by indie devs 1047 games, it was made in May 2019 but i mean it kinda died out. But recently in july 2021 it came to console and oh boy was it popular, the servers had issues and i mean the ques where long af. But eventually it was stable. The game is like If Halo and Portal got drunk in a bar and then banged each other but then instead of getting an abortion, Portal set the kid up for adoption and the child eventually found a foster home with Fortnite which it spent it's child hood being influenced by. So yea halo with portals but also with a battle pass and a similar free-to-play item shop cosmetic system as fortnite, oh yea did i mention that it was FREE TO PLAY!! AND CROSS PLATFORM!!!!! AND REALLY FUN!!!!!!!!!

Halo fanboy: "oOOo SPltGAte Is jUsT a CopY Of HalO YoU LaZy DevS JusT WantEd To LeACh OfF InfinIte'S PopULaRity"

Devs: "ummm no actually it has other ideas and stuff in it too ok it aint just a halo clone, splitgate is a Halo like game with portal mechanics and different weapons and cosmetics and game modes and such"

Halo Fanboy: *drinks green Monster Energy drink. "uH Ok JeloUs LoSer"

by Bluburry August 11, 2021

Shitfaced wonder

A person who you think has a face like shit or a general
insult.

Person one: I hate you.
Person 2: Well I hate you to, you shitfaced wonder!

Bob: That woman over there is a shitfaced wonder!
Nathan: Let's hope she doesn't try to kiss us.

by Naruzumaki September 12, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

splitspace

I can only fall asleep when i do the splits

He was wondering why she refused to share the bed.
Turns out she needed splitspace.

by Krkič June 26, 2020

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Splitface2811

The bitchiest bitch of them all

Splitface2811 is such a cuntbag

by IDKDUDEWHEREDANOOSE December 10, 2018

Suitfaced

Extremely drunk, more so then boatgassed Drinking in excess of 20 beer in a 5 hour period.

Lets go shotgun beers and get suitfaced, it will be far fucking out We can mack on slurts.

by Richwie July 23, 2008