spitefuck

when you shag your ex's best mate, close friend, or sibling to get back at them.

"My ex boyfriend is shagging your ex girlfriend. How dare he! Those sort of people are out of bounds! we should probably fuck?" "spitefuck hey?"

by grape peach cherrie September 24, 2009

Switzerland

A country that is small and neutral.

“The Swiss are small and neutral.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Spitetomatoes

Pronunciation: 'spIt · t&-'mA-(")tO; chiefly British, eastern New England, northeastern Virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -'ma'- or -'mä-; chiefly Northern -'ma-
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): singular -spitetomato
Etymology: Middle English, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from Spanish, from Nahuatl tomatl

1: tomatoe's garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for "no tomatoes".
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato B: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed'

1: the act of garnishing tomatoe's (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.

"i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had "- tom" on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita"

"dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed'!"

"gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to hell damnit!!"

"hi 1-800-taco-bel? i'd like to report a spitetomatoe-ing"

by Jess DeBellis December 28, 2005

Switzerland

A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.

"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth

by YAR! A pirate! February 22, 2011

spitter

Container you spit your dip spit into. Commonly seen as soda bottles.

"NO!!! Jesee don't drink that Pepsi- Oh, shit dude!"

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003

Hot sauce spritzer

This occurs when a woman has a vaginal expulsion of gas whilst a partner is orally stimulating her vagina during her period. The vaginal fart sprays period blood onto the partner's face. This makes him look like he has been spritzed in the face with hot sauce.

I was eating her out during "that time", and she queefed on me, effectively giving me a hot sauce spritzer.

by Betagalactopurinase December 31, 2007

Spite Store

A store purposely built next to or in close proximity of another one selling the same or similar products. In doing so, the new store owner plans to avenge prior mistreatment in the other store by taking its customers.

Larry decided to build a coffee selling spite store next to Mocha Joe's after being banned for complaining about the poor service at that store.

by Topaz144 March 27, 2020