Skinch

A minuscule amount of something.

Margie exclaimed "I only wanted a skinch of butter on my toast! "

by halahsmoon July 19, 2016

Spinach Rimming

When one finds the inner strength to overcome the horrific smell of a fat sweaty bottom and engage in some grimacing rimming as a means to reaching the goal of poking the brown eye.

I really wanted to slip Wendy my meaty length in her bottom, however she hinted that I had to grease the back door first with my tongue this would require some serious Spinach Rimming. Only eating a large quantity of Spinach would give me the power to overcome the task in hand as Wendy's ass looked like she had sat on a plate of slugs.

by El_Web August 6, 2016

Spinached

Spin-ached

A play on the words spinach and snatched. Used to describe someone who looks good after they've been on a diet.

"I haven't eaten in 3 days to get into this dress!"

"Girl, you look spinached."

by Meagan E December 14, 2018

Sminchy

Sminchy is an aggressive toothpick that will show aggressive behaviour upon refusal of affection.

“Pat sminchy, PAT SMINCHY”

by Sminchy March 30, 2019

Stinchy

when stinky just ain't cutting it

micky was sooooo stinchy today

by lovesworf February 25, 2022

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Gentleman's Pinch

The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.

Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!

by Gent Style November 21, 2019