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A problem with your eyes after heavy drinking and a short rough nights sleep

sometimes it is when you have stuff in your eyes, or there is dust floating around because your sleeping on a mud track in the summer.

Spinchy cannot refer to any other part of your body.
"dude, my eyes are all spinchy"
Spinchy by Nic Munday February 16, 2008
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Some thing that is easy, not hard to do.
That test we took was real sinchy
The Mormon boy definition for 'lil bitch'

If you're a spinch you probably have a Grinch fucker blog on Tumblr.com and are a self-proclaimed vegan top.
A spinch never uses the word spinch properly because all spinches are illiterate.
Regular bitch: "Yo Michael, touch my peepee again and I'll publicly leak your Grinch Fucking blog."
Spinch bitch: "I'll spinch your knees."
Regular: "Shut up you illiterate Mormon spinch bitch."
Spinch by Disco Grinch February 7, 2019

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.
" You Spinched bro?"
spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

Spinchat 

Spinchat is a website where bipolar virgins with mental illness try to meet girls who put pictures of models from google images as their profile pictures. Now a good 90 percent of the girls on spinchat are 50 year old men who tuck their fat into their sweatpants. Besides the great shemale population on spinchat it also offers many trolls. Most of these trolls were sexually abused when they were younger. There are however the few respectable trolls. Aside from that if you're favorite game happens to be minecraft and you're into watching gay porn I suggest Spinchat is the right place for you.
Example 1:

Guy 1: hey dude let's go on spinchat and make girl accounts

Guy 2: Yeah we should maybe we can find some lesbians that will date us.

Example 2:

Troll: (I'm a 35 year old virgin and I'm mad) :( Goes in *attack mode* "Hey you guys are fags my life is so much better than yours"

Example 3:

RegisteredSexOffender: Damn no one ever wants to hang out with me because I'm an old and ugly fat pervert. I guess I should make a spinchat.
Spinchat by Schitz December 31, 2012

Spinched 

To be "Spinched" means to be high off of smoking weed.
Im so "Spinched" right now man.
Spinched by the one who made it up October 18, 2011