Saskatchewan

Saskatchewan is a beautiful province where half of it is beautiful praries and the other half is magnificeint forests and lakes. Saskatchewan is also the birth place of free medi-care. Unfortunately it takes years to get this "free medicare" now. Also every one leaves because there is no jobs here. Saskatchewan's phone, electrical, heating... are all controlled by the goverment. ON the plus side Saskatchewan has the worlds best uranium. lots of oil and endless other natural resources. On the down side most of those resources are sitting in the ground not being turned into a profit

Spud Co. was the stupidest goverment idea ever in the history of Saskatchewan.

by SaskatchewanSaskatchewan April 22, 2006

Saskatchewaned

When men in hotels are identified by hookers only by the province from which they hail, they are getting geographically boned.

Hotel clerk: "Do you know the name of the guest you're meeting."
Hooker: "No, I only just met him. He's from Saskatchewan."

Hotel clerk to other hotel clerks: "That chick is a hooker, and that guy is totally getting Saskatchewaned later."

by Kelzor the Destroyer of Gnomes August 24, 2008

Spasgasm

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack

"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"

by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010

Saskatchewan Pipe Dope

Dirt or Mud used as a sealant that is used to make a pipe thread joint leak proof and pressure tight.

Worker- Want me to wire brush and dope those threads boss?
Boss -No need its has enough Saskatchewan pipe dope.

by Max Hard Core November 15, 2010

Saskatoon ass wank

Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities

Example:

Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video??

Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!!

But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew!

Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!

by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 1, 2018

spasarhidi

greek word - literally "ball breaker." Used to describe somone who is a complete and total pain in the ass or annoyance.

Jeff's girlfriend is a total spasarhidi. She calls him every five minutes and flips out if she doesn't know where he is.

by greekmonkey April 15, 2004

Spanka

A term used for a wanka or toss pot. A monkey spanka!

oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was dancin, wot a SPANKA!

by Carramel August 3, 2006