Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

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sped monkey

People who try to apply for special ed classes by writing their e's and s's backwards, forget how to read the word hat and throw a temper tantrum, and while having an out loud spelling test, spell dog "ctrsh".

Nicole and I are the most amazing sped monkeys ever.

by Sped Monkey December 28, 2010

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speddy eddy

the hottest guy around town; loves to live life and take it easy.

guy 1: hey, are you going to speddy eddy's house party this weekend?
guy 2: yea, everyone's invited.

by spedluvr October 19, 2013

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Sexame Seeds

The little balls of dried up sex juices that form during coitus and drop to the sheets, only to get stuck all over a woman's ass cheeks.

We had sex for an hour and when she got up her buns were covered with sexame seeds.

by buddhiistboy June 9, 2011

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speda

(Special Education) Feminine version of a student employed in a school designated for "special" people.
Used primarily to decribe a klutsy or re-tarded person. The "a" is added to indicate the feminine form of the word "sped"

Wendy Esther, you speda.

Watch out for those spedas.

Did you just see Jack pull a speda and ram into that pole?

by Naski June 28, 2009

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