Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

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anti-solution

A solution to a problem that should not exist in the first place

Man: "Why did you remove the bushes at the front of the park?"
Boss: "So our delivery trucks can get through easier".
Man: "We have a delivery zone out back, this is just an anti-solution".

by glasscage May 1, 2023

Saline Solution

its a song. if your friends listen and relate to that song or any other song in ycgma check up on them or send them to therapy

person A: hey what are you listening to?
person B: Oh im listening to Saline Solution !
person A: Dude are you okay? Im here for you

by 1nkbur June 15, 2023

The solution to men

Join my progressive cult! Start a union and let the women fuck the fat cocks instead of you and berate you for having a small dick. Don't worry, when they run out of fat cocks you can feed their bastard kids until you die!

Hym "Yeah, hey, fuck face. You aren't seeming to get it. I'm not men. I'm not people. In the same way that women want to be treated as individuals. There is no solution to men. Me getting paid more to work my shitty gas station job isn't ME getting credit for MY contributions to society. Which are SUBSTANTIAL AND MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER HAVE. You aren't protecting young men from thinking wrong. It's your cult or theirs. Their incest cult gets me a free fuck-slave. What does yours get me? NOTHING. I get to be another body for the collectivist horde and I get WHAT, exactly? 'The solution to men' is 'Do whatever it takes to not be beholden to shit-libs, up to and including human trafficing and/or child murder. Whatever it takes.' That's the fucking solution."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

pinnacle solution

The combination of blumpkin and an Upper Decker! Or Getting head while simultaneously taking a shit in the upper water tank of a toilet.

Dude, you got a blumpkin WHILE performing an Upper decker? Talk about a Pinnacle Solution!

by MysteryGuy#5 March 13, 2024

Hex solution

Hex solution is a solution of Propylhexedrine HCl, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, Propylhexedrine Citrate, Propylhexedrine Sulfate, or Propylhexedrine Acetate. For Propylhexedrine HCl, 0.2ml to 0.5ml 30% HCl acid (Muriatic acid) is used per Benzedrex cotton and 20ml water (5ml water + 0.5ml HCl to soak the cotton, 15ml to further clean the cotton. Wear gloves). For Propylhexedrine Acetate, 5ml of 5% Distilled White Vinegar is used per cotton + 15ml water (tap water works, but distilled is ideal). With Vinegar, no gloves necessary but still recommended. Clean with corn oil or Charcoal Lighter Fluid 10ml doing the shake and clean. Dilute it in 200ml to 400ml of water or juice or soda and then drink it.

Tony: I drank 300ml of 218mg Propylhexedrine HCl and clean the house. That was an awesome Hex solution.

by GreenHexagon October 10, 2024