When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.
Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
by TheJimmer999999 June 2, 2011
Get the Flying Sobermug. When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
by The bros of 303 January 6, 2009
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Get the sober wastedmug. someone who is supposed to be sober at an event and monitor proceedings, but would often rather drink
Ali was supposed to be the sober monitor for the party Thursday, but was the drunkest girl at the party by 10:30pm.
by ginger125 September 19, 2016
Get the Sober Monitormug. by Mikeecht December 25, 2007
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Get the Stoned Sobermug.