snowbird

a snowbird is a girl who only wants to chill if there's coke around. you could possibly get her in the sack if you have enough coke and shes not to fucked up. pretty much a waste of time and money.

at a club in toronto:

"yo that girls looking pretty fly" says jonny
"dont bother, shes a fucking snowbird" says his friend

by SunnyBaskins February 5, 2010

snowboarding

something that will never be as cool as skateboarding

snowboarding is cool and all, but skateboarding rocks the shit out of it

by frsky March 27, 2008

snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

Snowboarders

Assholes

Fucking Snowboarders.

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy November 2, 2019

mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

Snowbaorder

1. One who participates in the sport of snowbaording. (Not to be confused with snowboarding) in which the participant straps his or her buttocks to a cardboard box and slides down a snowy hill.

2. A non-Olympic athlete who prefers the feeling of icy cardboard strapped to their rear to the refreshing and riveting challenge of snowboarding. Most Snowboarders recommend both pants and underpants when attempting to 'baord.

Anna: My friend Josie is the best snowbaorder I've ever met. I wish she would stop trying to go over jumps though.

Josie: This is the best way to tone the muscles in my rump... ever! Anna is a wimp.

by IsTheBest March 18, 2011

snowcard

the coolest person around but also a memer

snowcard is hella cool

by meme-destroyer April 25, 2014