Snorf

Snorf

verb: Snorfed, Snorfing, Snorfs

To shoplift a small item by hiding it up the nose.

"Dude, I bet you I can snorf those marbles."

"She snorfed until her nose bled."

"I got caught snorfing paper clips again."

"If he snorfs that he will never get it out."

by Sean the Snorf Dude September 13, 2008

Snoreplay

A prelude to a wet-dream.

Paul's dream never came to fruition because woke himself up with his vigorous snoreplay.

by Godspan January 6, 2010

Snome

some one who is the pure legitamy rather sexy. has complete swagger in style and hangs good with the babes. U have to have a mix of swagger sexiness legitamy and rather coolness

that dude is so snome. ure pure snome

by davo773 December 29, 2010

Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

snoresome

Not quite awesome enough to keep you awake. Although still partially awesome.

Context: "that movie last night was snoresome".

by B Murphy September 19, 2013

snoregler

Causing someone to lose sleep by snoring loudly.

"Hey! I'm trying to sleep! Be quiet you snoregler!"

by LilBubs2 October 16, 2013

snorepoon

When spooning with your significant other and fall asleep only to snore in your partner's ear.

He was so tired and snuggled up to me and snored in my ear. I could not go back to sleep because I was snorepooned.

by Thunder Cheese March 27, 2015