Banana Smuggler

1.) When you have an obvious boner in pants too small for you and it shows.

2.) When you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk.

3.) When in a Co-Ed gym class, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your massive erection.

1.) Banana Smuggler - "Wow. look at these pajama pants, they still fit!"

Step-Father - "Are you smuggling a banana?"

2.) Self explanatory

3.) Girl - " WoW! I dropped my phone" ( Bends Over )

Boy - Oh damn.... ( Sits down to hide boner )

by Ticklebottom March 7, 2010

smuggler talk

Slang used smugglers for big drug empires to hide a deal that is being made. mainly used for extreamly large shipments.

Make sure you use smuggler talk when using an open phone line.

by Whatchacha January 29, 2006

smugglers remorse

When you don't bring weed on an international flight for fear of drug sniffing dogs and you end up going through customs in 7 seconds and the only dog you see is Snoopy in a MetLife advertisement

Howie had smugglers remorse when he didn't bring weed travelling to Canada and his whole group was whisked through customs without even checking passports.

by TravelWithCare January 12, 2017

smuggling the hot oil

Having an excessive amount of lube in one's anus.

I heard sally was smuggling the hot oil last night

by Irish Diesel March 4, 2020

Smuggling hams

When a girl with perfect buttcheeks wears leggings or tights, making it seem like she’s smuggling two hams in her pants.

Christina got searched during her layover in Saudi Arabia because security suspected she was smuggling hams, but it was just her dump truck cheeks from squatting, doing clam shells and using the stair master 98 percent of her time in the gym.

by Tony Uncle Johnny February 20, 2021

Bunny Smuggler

A term used for an older man with puffy white chest hair bulging out of his button down shirt.

"That guy's nasty chest hair looks like he's hiding small white rabbits in his shirt."

"Bunny Smuggler."

by Peter Montgomery February 4, 2009

fountain smuggler

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

by zzzaxx August 3, 2010