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shitakki

Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with shit.
My girl made her famous chili for dinner and I gave her shitakki for dessert.
by GlazeHer May 9, 2014
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saitan

Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.
Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.
Me: whats the matter?
Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!
Me: Damn!!
by gidetan January 6, 2008
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shitaki

A fine Teriyaki delicacy that you suck out of a 400lbs. sweatty asian women's gaping asshole with a cocktail straw and a nose packed full of grade A columbian snow.
"Pass the shitaki, bitch."
by Senior El Jalepeno March 3, 2005
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Shitapedia

Shitapedia is Wikipedia.

Known as the website that "anyone" can edit. When "anyone" means "anyone" that has no agenda, loves Obama, is not a Republican, Libertarian, Moderate Conservative, Moderate Liberal or an Independant.

"Anyone" also means everyone in the world except for people that work for Wikipedia or people that don't agree with Wikipedia's bias.

Shitapedia is a website that puts at the top of every page belonging to a non-liberal large amounts of unfriendly information, most likely under a large font titled section called "Controversies".

On a liberal's page, anything untoward that person did is buried many, many paragraphs down probably not under any kind of header or special section. Writers then tend to use phrases like, "This person came under fire from fundamental Christian groups and racist white supremacist groups for his role in (insert controversy here). Then writers offer large amounts of explanations for this person's discretion...never let a Liberal hang in the breeze, thus spoke Shitapedia.
Person: I was reading some things about George Bush...and at the top of his page, there's a whole bunch of bad stuff about him. Really makes him look like a bad guy! So, knowing that Obama is facing a lot of controversy as well, I looked at his page and I couldn't find anything mentioning what he's done! Is that on purpose? I won't even get INTO their page on Sarah Palin!

Other Person: Dude, it's Shitapedia. Don't use it, use other websites..
by Comic Nut January 8, 2011
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smitation

When a police officer uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation (smite + citation)
“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jay walker while issuing him a ticket.”
by SalvyZ November 2, 2020
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smitation

When a law enforcement official uses excessive force during the execution of a legal citation. Smite + citation.
“The cop committed a smitation when he punched the jaywalker while issuing him a ticket.”
by SalvyZ November 2, 2020
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Shitaart

To Have a shit.
Origin west midlands, England
The act of outing you shit, hense shit out
Ohhh my I need a shitaart
by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003
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