Smaranda

Smaranda is a bossy girl. She treats other poorly and never admits her mistakes. She ships people with each other because she's friendless. Please get help if you're smaranda😕

Person 1: Ugh Smaranda ships me with _ because I'm tall
Person 2: She forces me to be bisexual 💀💀

by earseafairygrassballs18 April 14, 2022

SIBFL SPARTANS

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated

The SIBFL SPARTANS are rlly good

by 10-0 August 19, 2019

Mr Spartan Ops

Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.

1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.

by Harald Sidgurson April 2, 2020

Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"

"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"

by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020

Smartass

That prick who always takes everything literal and uses sarcasm as his only way of creating humor.

Alaa: "Murphy, stop drawing dicks over my math book and piss off!"

Murphy: Ok. *Makes pissing sounds and walks backwards whilst moving his hips side to side inappropriately*

Alaa: Bloody Smartass..

by AlaaBrah September 26, 2008

Smartasstic

A sarcastic smartass.

Greg is very smartasstic.

by Nitsauszabor January 20, 2010

Smartass

Although it can be a bit childish, being a smart also has it benefits.

Quit being a smartass Jimmy

by RobotChicken123 September 2, 2018