Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.

Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?

by Quortas76 August 5, 2020

Slipping her a length

To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.

"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"

"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.

I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."

by Arlo Barlow August 28, 2010

slumpingly

To feel in a slump mood

I'm feeling slumpingly slump

by _.Finkleberry._ July 1, 2015

Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

white girl simping

When a female, usually a Caucasian female, comments on another females Instagram post right after she posts in the hopes that she will comment on her post to try and bulk up her comment section.

Girl 1: omg did you see how many comments Sarah got on her last post?!
Girl 2: yeah she was white girl simping

Girl 1: makes sense

by Mikeock42069 May 6, 2020