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pussy slide

When a girl gets on top of a man on his back, and slides her wet pussy on top his erect penis. It feels good for both sides because the girl gets her pussy rubbed and the man actually has the possibility of getting jacked off. It's literally the closest thing to sex without any possibility of cumming into the vagina.

It is worth noting to be at least a little careful though, to make sure nothing ricochets, or somehow it "slips" in the hole. Pussy sliding is fun, especially for the man, because he really doesn't have to do anything.
Man: I don't have any condoms.
Girl: And I don't feel like using my hands or lips tonight.
Man: Me neither.
Girl: I know! I can pussy slide!
by ThirtySlyder May 31, 2009
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slides

Open air shoes similar to flip-flops; slides, however, have one "hoop" that the foot is slid under to keep the shoes in place.
I couldn't find my flip-flops to wear to the pool; instead I grabbed a pair of slides. They were looser, anyway.
by newagelink June 27, 2005
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Kansas City Slider

A Kansas City slider is a pole dancer who seductively dry-humps the stripper pole during a performance, feigning masturbation, while wearing an extremely brief costume. The sheer public eroticism of the act is has a sure impact in encouraging larger amounts of tips.
Maude was disappointed in her tips from the last set, so she became a Kansas City slider for her 11:00 set.
by Sexy Limousine Liberal March 10, 2010
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Sean's Slip 'n' Slide

The act of pouring a liquid down a females cleavage and retrieving it with your mouth at the women's vagina
I used Sean's Slip 'N' Slide on Roxane to finish that bottle of Jameson
by Sean Christian January 3, 2011
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cha cha slide squad

Crush: Will u go out with me plz!
A person: As much as I like you sorry! Cha Cha Slide Squad!
by Samellaeatsalot January 24, 2017
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Slide Monkey

Person who combines slides from multiple sources into a single PowerPoint deck. Each source will not have a consistent approach to the slides or any competency in PowerPoint whatsoever. This combination will result in complex, complicated, overly detailed slides, and an excessive amount of mindless pixel by pixel movement to achieve a consistent presentation.

The person can sometimes be more concerned with having everything aligned and properly animated than the actual content of the slide or deck.
Since I was the designated Slide Monkey, I was up all night consolidating everyone's input into a cohesive deck.
by lisid April 24, 2008
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kermit slip n slide

iwantto kermit slip n slide becauseihatemyselfalotbutimnotthatselfish
by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018
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