slap bet

A bet where no money or property is involved, and the prize for losing is getting to slap the loser across the face. Excellent for bets of extreme importance.
A slap bet is often monitored by a slap bet commissioner, that regulates the rules of said bet.

"Joe cried after he lost his slap bet"
"In a matter of this importance, only a slap bet will do"

by mrcool November 23, 2006

Slap nut slut

A cock sucking whore who lives only to
enjoy the feel of a hot nutsack slapping her chin.

1. Last night during a round of 69 I gave
that slap nut slut 2 black eyes.

2. That slap nut slut Peggy Sue loves the
feel of my fuzzy sack slappin her chin.

by streetwhiz1 April 6, 2009

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slap the frog

A phrase for masturbating (used for females) but if your parents ask it’s about the meme pepe

“Dang I can’t wait till I get home so I can slap the frog”

by Queentea13 March 13, 2019

slap like now

a phrase used by Davie504 in his videos.
For example;

"Slap like now or these guys will find you"
*shows coffin dance dudes*

by hotboyaddictionz May 26, 2020

Fod Slap

Fod- The uk term for forehead

Fod Slap- To slap someones forehead (which can turn into a war of fod slapping)

Best done on randomers walking down the street, then run!

Dude 1: Look at the size of her fod!

Dude 2: Damn That things huge!

Dude 1: I think i'm going to Fod slap that dude over there!

by OprahsAnalBeads February 28, 2009

twit-slap

the act in which Twitter prevents a user from publishing more then 140 characters. Other forms include twit-slapping, twit-slapped, twit-slapee, twit-slapper

Harold had a great day, but he could not summarize it without being twit-slapped.

by mcandp2 July 19, 2010