slopy slappy butixcake

When u fuck ur girl so hard se shits in her ass and den u take salt and put it in her buttox

I want you to slopy slappy butixcake

by Hans gutenhagen May 27, 2019

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Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 09, 2024

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slappy drums

The act of a female engaging in self-gratification

"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."

by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013

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Slappy steak

The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.

Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.

by Steak daddy July 10, 2018

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Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 07, 2023

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