redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

You slappy your grandpappy

the yo mama joke but better.

Teacher: "Greg, can you please come up to the class?"
Greg: "Yo momma!"
Teacher: "Greg, I don't appreciate that language!"
Greg: "You slappy your grandpappy!"
Teacher: "Stop it, Greg!"
Greg: "Your great grandmammy has a big fanny

by Zodiac Zach September 25, 2021

desert slappy

The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

by jareddd h April 24, 2010

Clappy slappy

The clappy slappy is a big red juicy dick slap do the eyes

Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt

by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019

Cunt Slappy

1.A violent vagina fingering

2. Great name to use in a video game.

1. We were doing some crazy nastyness which resulted in some cunt slappy.

2. You were killed by Cunt Slappy.

by Dont you worry about it September 22, 2006

sloppy slippery slappy

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006