sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

by shernanagins March 24, 2012

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

skeeterkiss

A snog in the anus

They gave me the worlds nicest skeeterkiss

by Kent slang😱 August 29, 2017

Skeeter

A small device used to keep the structure of a spliff/blunt. They are often also used to keep it alight.

“Hey Barry, did you bring the skeeters?”

by Jamie’s taylor May 3, 2018

Skeeter beater

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Bro I'm a skeeter beater

by bill cosby number 1 February 1, 2018

Skeeterbump

(1) An expression commonly used to express excitement.
(2) An expression used as a greeting term.
(3) A term for any sexual activity.

(1). *favorite team scores a touchdown*

Man: “Skeeterbump!!”

(2) Man 1: “Howdy”

Man 2: “Skeeterbump”

(3) Dude: “What did you do with that girl last night?”

Guy: “I Skeeterbumped her.”

Dude: “You what?”

Guy: “Skeeterbumped.”

by FuckStebe July 9, 2018

Skeetered

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I'm so skeetered right now girl.

by Officall smurf May 17, 2018