shmoop

a sexual act that usually breaks all the bones in one's body, killing them in the process

Man I really want to shmoop that little twink's asshole

by sausagelover069 May 19, 2017

Shmoo

A poop you take in a tub.

Elliott took a shmoo on his honeymoon.

by McnittsTITS October 11, 2017

shmoobie

Someone aged 18-30 who engages in a little criminal dating.

I love you my little shmoobie

by YUOPZ August 5, 2021

Shmoo

1 - (v) - When a person, particularly of the female persuasion, attempts to "hit on" or "tune" another person.
2 - (n) - Someone who is known for their Shmooing abilites
* Synonym for flirt, tune, hit on and words of that persuasion
*Often derogatory, but mostly used between friends in a joking or frivolous manner

1 -
Person 1: "Is she tuning that guy?!"
Person 2: "Beth's on the Shmoo!"

2 -
"OMG, you're such a Shmoo!"

by PrettyStarFury May 18, 2009

Shmoogle

The feeling of absolute agreement with a statement that has just been said to you.

"I hate Mondays"
"Shmoogle"

by lolgang133 August 6, 2018

shmoo

an complete an utter imbecile, idiot, willy no common sense

person 1- you no jodie

person 2- yes
person 1- she is a right shmoo

by shmooman May 11, 2011

shmoog

a very annoying dog.

friend "dude, your shmoog is barking again.." or guy: " hey what happened to your dog?" other guy: " it was a shmoog.. it had to go."

by fart69-1945 December 7, 2011