shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Shlump stream

The stream of piss aimed at a shlump trying to blast it into the toilet water. Every guy does it! It makes going to the toilet more fun!

"I destroyed that big shlump in there with my shlump stream!"

by Peter Adams January 7, 2004

Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014

shlug

Person who dances in a slug like/slithery type manner.

peter looks very shlug on the dancefloor

by Emily Flynn February 6, 2004

shluck

The sound a sword makes when it is removed from one's body. This sound occurs due to the fact that when a sword enters a body, a vacuum is created, making it difficult to remove. When it is removed, however, the sound of the air rushing back in makes a "shulck!" sound.

After driving my sword through that orc, I pulled it out with a giant shluck sound.

by Christina S May 11, 2006

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018