shoma

Shit hanging out my ass

Student :teacher teacher, I need to use the potty.
Teacher: can you wait a sec?
Student: no. I have a shoma.

Teacher: a what?
Student: shit hanging out my ass
Teacher: language!

Student: sorry. Anus. I have shit hanging out my Anus.

by brutie_pie July 6, 2014

shmoft

A picture (or to take a picture) of a toy, action figure, figurine, etc. posed in such a way that it appears to be performing a real life task.

"Did you see the shmoft on Reddit of Mario vacuuming the living room?"

"I'm taking my Donkey Kong figurine to shmoft at the E3 Nintendo booth!"

by Jenkinz June 13, 2013

Shom

Acronym for SuperHotOzzieMan

See that guy over there he is a Shom

by Crackhead from down the road April 14, 2020

shomalagas

Just a funny random word

Person: hey what’s up man! Me: shomalagas! Person: oh my god your the coolest and trendiest person in the world SHOMALAGAS AJJDVEHSJEJEBEBSBWHIQODKD

by JAKEROSE October 25, 2020

fooli shoaf

You're a retard.

Hurry up fooli shoaf!

by Bill Dill mill January 17, 2009

Shoefie

A picture of someone's shoes, often used for the soul purpose of Like Fishing.

*Note* Frequent Shoefie's can be an early sign of simple-bitch syndrome, if you or any others present symptoms of S.I.M.P.L.E please report it to the CDC immediately.

Dan - "Did you guys see kate's Shoefie? I'm worried she is going simple on us!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

SHOMEL

Sweet Heart Of My Entire Life

pronounced as *insert french accent (show-mell)* :)

is a variation of 'love of my life'

"hey there baby... *wavesh* you are the SHOMEL. I'm here for you alwaysh. hopefully i can come visit you in france someday soon and we can sip on some sweet merlot. IMU" :)

by freezingcold June 16, 2010