BraveMart's definitions

buttcrutch

A Chair, Seat, or Couch. Generally used to imply laziness of the subject.

Danny - "i'm tired of standing around at this party, can you get me a chair?"
Jake - "No way, you'll get kicked out for using a Buttcrutch!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014

Shoefie

A picture of someone's shoes, often used for the soul purpose of Like Fishing.

*Note* Frequent Shoefie's can be an early sign of simple-bitch syndrome, if you or any others present symptoms of S.I.M.P.L.E please report it to the CDC immediately.

Dan - "Did you guys see kate's Shoefie? I'm worried she is going simple on us!"

by BraveMart September 28, 2014