Shoeing

the act of pelting someone with one's footware (shoe)

shoeing became popular after that famous Iraqi reporter tried to pelt George W. Bush with his shoe

by extreme133 April 10, 2011

shoeingsheep

something a person might say if they are not country, but are trying to appear to be country, even though they have never even seen a fucking farm in their life

question: "hey bro, we are going to the farm this weekend to do some work"

response: "hell yeah, we'll be shoeingsheep, and sheering some horses!"

by ilovebudlight October 7, 2008

showing bush

exposing too much of the pubic area, especially pubic hair

I had to buy new shorts so I wasn't showing bush.

by Malibu Barbie October 13, 2013

Shoping

The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.

I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.

by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021

tongue shoving

Shoving ones tongue into another's mouth, and usually taking turns shoving with the other.

Wow, we were having so much fun when we were tongue shoving!

by That_One_Novak September 20, 2017

girl-shoving shoes

derog; men's shoes of questionable quality and fashion, often attracting ridicule. First referenced in the "Get Fuzzy" cartoons by the hyper-aggressive Bucky the Cat.

Rob: "Girl-shoving shoes?"
Satchel the dog: "Rob...you really shouldn't have bought shoes like that...

by toontown December 26, 2006

shlingmam

The process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your rectum, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with anal sex.

The only way Justin Timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011