by shmooperkins rodriguez May 29, 2003
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A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006
Get the shmoette mug.A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
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however, it generally is used when something is really cute or in the place of a sigh.
however, it generally is used when something is really cute or in the place of a sigh.
(boy and girl are talking)
(awkward pause)
girl: shmowbla...
guy: what?
girl: laughs
(conversation continues)
(awkward pause)
girl: shmowbla...
guy: what?
girl: laughs
(conversation continues)
by laadedaa May 25, 2009
Get the shmowbla mug."we are all just shmoobing." (present tense)
"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)
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"we should all go shmoobing some time soon..." (future tense)
"we shmoobed yesterday." (past tense)
by sittingkitty10 October 28, 2010
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2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.
by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011
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