Semen Swindler

Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008

Shit on a Shingle

A basic army entree, consisting of some form of meat on a form of bread.

God, I'm really sick of eating shit on a shingle every fuckin' day!

by xenite June 24, 2008

Shinkle

The act of defecating only when you inteded to urinate. A cross between the words Shit and Tinkle.

Margie went to the bathroom to tinkle but instead had to spray the bathroom heavily with room freshener after the shinkle she experienced.

by newwordscreatedhere May 1, 2010

shingle fart

When a guy sticks his testical in a girls asshole, and she farts it out.

I gave that bitch a shingle fart last night.

by bob robberts December 10, 2007

swindle

To trick, to fool, or to take advantage of a person's naivety

I told her I would give her head after she gave me head, But I just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. She got swindled!

by treyrobs August 7, 2014

derek shingler

a large tub of lard never found on women

derek shingler's body and parts and moobies

by captn patches January 4, 2008

shit on a shingle

What mom is making tonight that is none of your business until it's on your plate.

What's for dinner, Shit on a shingle!

by Theresa Quirk April 16, 2006