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Shelter Child

A person raised by strict parents who refuse to expose their children to the real world.
A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.

A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)

A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.

A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.

A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.

A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.

All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.

The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
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speller

One who spells. One who spells correctly. Having the ablity to spell.

Antonyms: everyone who uses AIM
wonbadazzzdood2158: "hey man how r u?"
timister8425: "WTF?!"
wonbadazzzdood2158: "I asked how u r"
timister8425 has signed off
by Woodent Yu Liik Tou No April 2, 2005
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swellerific

A combination of "swell" and "terrific," commonly used in a sarcastic tone.
"OMGZ0RZ I JUST BOUGHT A LOOFA"
"Swellerific..."
by Agent HappyDay May 22, 2006
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Schellering

adj. to be in a panicky meltdown; to be nervous and stressed while breaking down
He was schellering when he was looking for his homework for English class.
by Undefined101 April 2, 2009
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Shelter Buddy

Referring your Best Friend of your lifetime.
Dave was my Shelter Buddy in my school days. I miss him a lot
by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 7, 2015
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Shelter-in-place

A government-funded sexual rekindling retreat for your parents
It’s week three of shelter-in-place and I can’t get the smell of my parents’ lube out of the furniture
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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shelleysexual

If you have humongous crush on Shelley Hennig and you can’t even have a dream without her being in it. You fantasise about being her, looking like her or being with her. Even if you are straight you still can’t hide your everlasting love for the gorgeous Shelley Hennig.
Friend: What’s your sexuality?
You: I’m shelleysexual.
Friend: What does that mean?
You: I only simp for Shelley Hennig.
by dobshennig March 1, 2021
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