poo share

To have two people pull down their pants, put their bums together and repeatedly poo in each others bum.

Sally: I wanna do a poo in your ass then have you poo it back into mine
Joe: Oh so you wanna poo share

by Auldy March 12, 2008

Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.

I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.

by kerfoofle April 8, 2011

astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

share and compare

When you and one or more friends, whip out your dicks and share and compare them with each other.

The party was crazy. Me, Zach, jake, Michael, and Will played share and compare.

by Guacamolenibbapenis April 27, 2019

share-fart

Same as share fart

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

Share the kebab

When you're fucking someone and the dog tries to get his muzzle between you both and wrap his tongue around anything that's moving

"I was trying to fuck Theresa last night but she wanted to share the kebab with her dog and frankly the whole night was a disaster"

by ptanuki June 9, 2017

Share Gravy

When two people agree not to tell anyone about the relationship they have.

Usually a sexual relationship meant for satisfaction only and has no rules or limits other than being secret.

Don’t tell anyone we share gravy or I will never forgive you

Never share the gravy with someone you don’t trust

by BillyRaySyrus December 10, 2021