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Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction
The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!
by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 9, 2020
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Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.
I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars
by LOUI-V October 21, 2018
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Shard

“Yo that girl is badddd”
“Lemme see the shard, damn she’s hot as fuck
by whatsnextokok July 25, 2022
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Shard-iction-ary

(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)

(Shar) - (Dictionary)
(Shar) - (Dic) - (Tion)
(Shar) - (Dict)
(Shar) - (D) - (ict) (*ion)
Being Addicted to shards ***Shardicted****
Was only 16 when the girl became *Shard-icted.

(Shard) - (iction) - (ary)

Shard-iction-ary ; a(n) addict, which has stories of their party/drug life. Create thier own dictionary, out of words they put together, define your memorable words with your own life events (definition)
by Shard-N-A-Tor April 29, 2022
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sharded

very shard, like sharded dick fard. when shard and gash cum out but shard. when think fard but shid. icky brown stuf that cum frum dick. and when shard in undie wundies.
"i farded!!!! oops no i sharded"
by elliotiguess February 10, 2022
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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shard

when your stan is hard and soft at the same time
"minhyuk looking soft but that jacket got me fucked up, he looking shard af"
by trash of trash December 15, 2017
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