shalong

A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.

He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov

by Tom ....../.. May 15, 2007

Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.

They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!

by Mr Erv April 1, 2009

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

shabongas

<sha-bongas> : a jubilific exclamation of wow, suprise, or sheer awesomeness usually replacing sentiments such as "oh my god!" and "daaaamn".

Exp 1: <Guy sees a hot as hell largebreasted girl jog by in a string bikini>
Guy : Shabongas!!!

Exp 2: I went to Hooters for their wet t-shirt contest last night and... shabongas!!!

by Tokey Mctokerson November 4, 2008

Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010

shamona

a term used when having sexy time

"lets go bang"

"o yes!! SHAMONA"

by DoubleD14 March 29, 2007

Shamonie

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009