Terms of Service 

Terms of Service are rules that you must oblidge to in order to enter/ use something, like a service. Little do they (the creators) know, nobody actually reads the Terms of Service, we just scroll down to the bottom and click the ‘I agree to the Terms of Service’ box

Guy 1: Yo, did you read the Terms of Service

Guy 2: Umm... No?
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ... Yeah, me neither

Terms of Service by imnotcolonchin December 2, 2018

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" what if i copy this and paste it im sure I'll get something funny ahahahahah "
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" Stop. Do something with your life. Stop trying to find these " ohh haha look how bored you are xdxd " easter eggs. Get. A. Life.

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the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

the postal service by Check Yes March 7, 2004

full service 

to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)

the add said $ 250/hr for full service

full service by me ok 09 January 31, 2009

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So you just decided copy paste the text written on the right side. Well congrats you have reached a boredom level above the scale.

Person 1: I am the most bored person on Earth
Person 2: I searched © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request on Urban dictionary
Person 1:You are clearly more bored.

© 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

bottle service 

The lame new trend of clubs charging $500 for a $20 bottle of liquor, so that patrons think they are cool spending lots of money.

For VIP entrance to a club, you must order bottle service.

bottle service by Jake Q January 2, 2009

Xbox Customer Service 

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

Xbox Customer Service by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010