sammie hammie

twink
hypocrite

overly sensitive

ignores the fact he’s an asshole

totally not self aware

bro ima pull a sammie hammie on you if you don’t stop playing

by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021

Sammie

The man of your dreams. Gorgeous loving caring loyal. He’s strong a hard worker . He cooks he cleans he loves to his fullest. But he’s an asshole and HE IS MINE !!

Damn Sammie is here.

by Pokey7major May 7, 2022

szmmie

szmmie is literally dr stranges real wife

“yo you know who szmmie is?”
“yeah dr stranges wife, and she edits him!”

by yourmultiversalballs June 16, 2022

szmmie

szmmie a.k.a sammie is doctor stranges wife

and sammie edits him on a daily basis

“yo you know szmmie right?”
“yeah bro, she’s doctor stranges wife!”

by yourmultiversalballs June 16, 2022

s4mmie dot com

This is a child who lives in a garage intentionally feeding on the game Overwatch. He sells mediocre accounts that get banned quickly.

Oh god its S4mmie dot com on my team, go next.

by twitter.com/XaanLord November 10, 2022

sammies

The activity of using the highly stimulating drug known as Emsam while running an exchange. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, easily increasing the leverage you use while gambling away $10b.

I only made $1m this morning. Where are my sammies?

by anonymous November 14, 2022

Sammie

You are the luckiest person ever if you have a Sammie as a friend. So caring, smart, loving and sweet. Will have your back always and will tell you if you’re about to something dumb. Loves to name almost everything something fun.( kitten: Chicken little, fish: Swim shady)

“Hey is that Sammie?”
“Ya just meet her car the other day, it’s name is Voldemort lol classic Sammie”

by Beaver182 April 20, 2023