Screwdrivers

I shoved this up my ass

Screwdrivers

by bojerim April 5, 2022

Screwdriver Bandit

Screwdriver bandit ,
the infamous screwdriver bandit also known as lendi is a clapped albo yute thats known for being a pussio and getting bagged with a screwdriver, hes also known for chatting to underaged gyal

oh shit look its the screwdriver bandit

by Pidhi Bukur July 10, 2022

screwdriver

driver that drives and screws screws

Screwdrivers drives and screws screws

by leafly anonymous August 23, 2022

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw)

Don’t listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey

Someone or something that drives people crazy (v.q. someone with a loose screw).

Don't listen to him! He obviously has his screwdriver stuck in lefty-loosey, he's just gonna drive you crazy!

by BQ Atkin December 26, 2022

Screwdrivers rule

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka

Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?

by S11M February 14, 2023

Diversity Shrew

The woman who runs every large company's HR department. She won't rest until the workforce is entirely replaced by women/blacks/mexicans/eskimos.

If you're white, asian, or Indian, then tough luck dealing with the diversity shrew.

Anderson: I can't wait to get that promotion! I know I'm the most qualified!
Chan: Too late. I heard the Diversity Shrew already gave it to Tyrone.
Anderson: But Tyrone can barely read! Damn the shrew!

by Lord Ownage December 17, 2017