tsa wiener screener

a security agent that takes extra pride in 'grasping' their role and 'handling' their responsibilities while 'protecting' flyers 'freedom(s)'

so I hear you are flying for your vacation? Be sure to take extra draws and some kleenex, there's a good chance they may 'come' in 'handy' when you face the TSA wiener screener

by spank e monk e January 20, 2011

shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.

"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."

by Kristi go January 13, 2007

Blue screen

The leading cause of suicide in America.

Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.

by Kappa99 September 16, 2006

Blue Screen Of Death

A screen that made you commit suicide thanks smart people at Microsoft. Now made Extinct by Windows XP, but that has its own problems.
A close relative to the BSOD is the General Protection Fault or
Critical Error

Damm those BSOD's.... wTF? i got A GPF already!

by Fury1671 November 8, 2003

Screen-Cap-A-Bitch

To screen cap a picture of a female.

”Yo, son! I’m gonna screen-cap-a-bitch! She’s so fine!"

by B Talented April 30, 2009

the screen savers

A show that has gone downhill since ZdTv turned into Techtv and then into complete garbage G4Techtv

Watch out there goes G4 they might just try and turn you into a worthless host!

by Brett August 23, 2004

screenager

a teenager who loves to watch the small screen in front of him/her.

John is a screenager who does nothing but play computer games and watches TV, it's little wonder that he failed his exams.

by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003