spotted dog

Esp. Southern US: Potted meat, a spicy puree of any kind of meat used as a pate or sandwich filler.

Spotted dog on crackers. Yum.

by monacat January 14, 2015

Spotted Dick

Something Morgan Freeman has.

Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.

by TheJockStrapStrangler August 8, 2016

SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

A SPOTTED OWL is when you are having anal sex with a chick on the rag and you yank out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

by Bernie: May 8, 2006

spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?"
"I've lost me spotted cow!" said she.
"Then let us search within your lawn!
And we shall see what we shall see"

by Weaselsmasher May 10, 2006

spotted owl

The term spotted owl means ass.

It originated on the TESF board where it automatically replaced the word "ass" through the autocensor. Once the board switched to replacing curse words with the word "censored" in brackets, the term's intentional use increased as older members referenced the old autocensor.

You're such a spotted owl.

by awesofrickintastic October 23, 2007

Scutted

To get so mortally drunk in a very short space of time.
So drunk that you are incapable of walking. the loss of direction is also something that can occur.

Frequent eviction from pubs are a common side affect of being scutted as is waking up fully dressed.

Girl...I was only out for 1 hour and i cant remember how i got home!
Man...Wow you must have been totally scutted!

by The Vestry.... Chiami October 7, 2013

spotted pussy

1. Feminist version of the english pudding recipe spotted dick.

2. When a guy sees a girl.

Those guys spotted pussy when they saw some girls eating spotted pussy for breakfast.

by GLT75 May 17, 2017