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Tijuana Schlitz

After eating some serious Ghetto-Mexican food at a local hole-in-the-wall, your digestive system kicks in to high gear and you are searching for a toilet in no time.
Dave: "Damn, those beef and cheese burritos were the bomb."

Jeff: "Yeah, but my stomach hurts."

Dave: "You pussy, you got the Tijuana Schlitz....I'll go wait in the car."
by Jeffrey Junior December 10, 2008
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spicy wiener schnitzel

the act of basting your penis in tabasco sauce and having a german shepard perform fellatio on your fiery flavored wiener.
Jeff : hey Lassie, ya hungry girl? well i've got your favorite. just wait a minute while i fix you a spicy wiener schnitzel.
by schxzophrenxc_ax October 31, 2011
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schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner
dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!
by stater May 15, 2008
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Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.
Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle
by Shittlebit October 21, 2013
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Ah Schitzo

Derogatary term for person/s of diminished intelligence or savoir faire.
Hmm, what an ah schitzo!
by gb901 July 22, 2010
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Fo schnitzel my sauerkraut

1. A mockery of the use of fo shizzle and supposed to sound something of an insult.

This four letter phrase contains two German words, Schnitzel and Saurkraut, both of which happen to be foods:

Schnitzel (Pronounced: Shneet-zul) A very thin slice of veal (pork) which is made tender by pounding flat with a steak hammer and traditionally prepared by coating it in wheat, flour, eggs and breadcrumbs before being fried in clarified butter or lard and finally seasoned with black pepper and other spices.

Sauerkraut (Pronounced: Zower-krout) Finely sliced white cabbage fermented in lactic acid. The word literally means "Sour Cabbage" in German. It is one of the key ingredients to the North American Reuben Sandwhich.

This phrase can also be used by replacing the word "my" with "mein" (which is the german word for "my" - Pronounced: Mine or My-in)

As in: Fo Schnitzel mein sauerkraut
1. "Oh Yeah? Well you can go fo schnitzel my sauerkraut!"
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schnitzer

Deliberate defilement of one's meal at a restaurant after complaining to the waiter.
Julie complained about the fettuccine Alfredo and got a schnitzer plate instead.
by Leodog August 19, 2013
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