Definitions by Shittlebit

Homofapsual 

Someone who lives a straight lifestyle and by almost all means is straight but secretly masturbates to gay porn. Homofapsuals are not necessarily attracted to real men but are usually just attracted to furry/yaoi men.

"Wow, I caught a glimpse of Jim's internet history! He's a right little homofapsual!"

Homofapsual by Shittlebit June 9, 2014

Schittle Diddle 

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.

Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle

Schittle Diddle by Shittlebit October 21, 2013

nimble shit

A crap that comes out so fast that your anus starts burning

"Holy shit that was such a nimble shit, my ass feels like a damn volcano!"

nimble shit by Shittlebit October 20, 2013