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Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011
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schlong dong

Sh-long_dong

A long penis that dwells in the trousers!!!

Complete opposite of dinky winky.
She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi November 30, 2016
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mondo schlong

A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
The big Mondo Schlong is coming better fucking run -Lil Mini
by gibbytheschlonger May 8, 2018
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schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.
That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.
by substr October 7, 2008
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oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment
Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube
by Sam .f June 1, 2003
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schlong dong

A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or

"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
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schlong-goggles

Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.

This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.

verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"

"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
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