schembari

one who screws up every situaton they touch.
one who does not refuse doughnuts.
a mess
a real dick head
can't do anything right.

The project was schembari from the beginning!!

He schembari's everything.

by Jeroldac April 16, 2014

Momzi scheme

A plan put in place by clever mothers whereby they take something of value within their household that is not their own, secretly trade it or sell it for cash, and re-purpose the funds to increase their own wardrobe or jewelry holdings. The scheme works so long as there is an endless supply of goods coming into the home that can easily go un-noticed by a spouse or their family.

Jennifer had developed the perfect Momzi scheme. Each week she would take an oxford shirt out of her husband Tom's closet and hide it in the back of her Lexus. Once a month she would take them to the local consignment store and get enough cash for them to help buy herself a new wardrobe. Tom never noticed the shirts missing, and on the rare occasion he did, Jennifer blamed the dry cleaners. Slowly but surely Jennifer expanded the scheme to include shoes, tools, golf clubs, baseball hats, and universal remote controls. The kids possessions were next on the list.

by Daylorb November 26, 2010

schemozzle

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

by ChrisWu August 25, 2008

Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

scheme burd

lassie that lives in a bad or dodgy housing estate or council house. They may act in a way that is tough and try to act hard. they probably live in poverty

Justin: You're a scheme burd gadz
Ava: Aye n wit

by wityouonbruv December 24, 2019

Schemie

A troglodite that causes deep offence by just being alive that usually live sin a run down council housing estate, takes vast amounts of ecstacy and whos idea of fun is stabbing/beating up the young middle clases

Davey got jumped and battered by a f***ing schemie again last night

by xzenomorph January 28, 2005

The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.

I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.

by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019