Sleeves out of my vest

Giving a concession that sounds like something significant and is likely to get accepted as such, but in reality you've given away nothing of value, or something that you would have had to include anyway.

Bill: I gave that treadmill to the guy that bought my car to get him to say yes.

Bob: But you were already planning to give that to charity.

Bill: Exactly. I gave him the sleeves out of my vest.

by HummusLover May 31, 2011

Cereal Sleeves

When somebody is being a huge tool and or pissing you off for no apparent reason.

This guy in front of me in line wont get off the phone, he is being a huge cereal sleeves.

by King of the Thrill July 25, 2010

sleeved

To be covered in tattoos down any appendage. There are "sleeves", which usually refer to arm tattoos that go from shoulder to wrist, "half sleeves" which go from either write to elbow or elbow to shoulder and "leg sleeves", whcih typically cover half or all of a person's leg.

I saw this crazy Giger tattoo that covered a guy's arm. He said he loved being sleeved with Giger.

by Denis Baldwin February 16, 2004

Wizards Sleeve

Term for a rather slack vagina. (After childbirth, lots of sexual partners etc)

I went out with this chick and she was great but she had a pussy like a Wizards Sleeve.

by Tartan terrorist December 23, 2005

dick sleeve

A convenient place to store one's cock. A whore.

Good thing Tracey came around. I needed a good dick sleeve.

by yosdk June 25, 2006

wizard's sleeves

Large, flappy vaginal lips. Look like a Wizard's sleeves

That ho's wizard's sleeves were dangling down by her ankles, dude!

by peeb June 29, 2006

speeving

Telling a false story to someone in hopes of tricking or deceiving them.

"Hey listen to Bill speeving over there."

"I told Tanisha she looked hot today, but I was only speeving her."

by Greg Eckman November 15, 2005