stage 5-clinger

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.

Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"

by H&K Inc. October 21, 2011

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

stage bunny

Females used on pornographic production sets to arouse male actors pre and during production scenes.

"He's gone soft. Where's the stage bunny."

by Infinike February 3, 2014

Stage Ninja

A stagecrew member of Snow White.

Stage crew = Ninja

Thus, Stage Ninja!

Of course there are other varieties of these ninjas, such as Ninja Bunny. (But that shall be explained in its own definition.)

Girl: We're STAGE NINJAS!
Other Girl: U-Uh, Okayyy then...
(the other girl runs away quickly)

by Kellen :] December 23, 2008

stage 3

A stage 3 is when you don't know what the hell you are doing with a girl and just randomly make up stages to get some action. This type of action is best performed by Chads, also known as a pussy or bitch. It basically is kissing, but stages are needed with the one we call Chad. Chad got to a stage 3 just recently. Good job Chadwick.

LAUREN: Hey, so are you ready to take this to the next stage?
CHAD: Yeah, I'm so ready for a STAGE 3!!!! Lets do it!!! Yes!
LAUREN: Ok, here comes STAGE 3!

by Josh Carvalho June 25, 2008

stage kiss

Where a black lady slaps you and your dick starts to bleed.

Fuck...that bitch stage kissed me...

by Connie jackson May 23, 2016

stage crew

If you're remotely interested in theater as an art or career, don't even bother with this shit at the high school level. You go in thinking you're going to be working with people interested in stagecraft and end up working with whiny, LAZY, geekass bastards who definitely will not contribute anything creative or even productive to the technical theater process and will sit around on a stage you end up fucking building yourself, talking about how untalented the actors are and how mentally superior stage crew is. God damn it.

No friends? No semblance of a social life? Does the concept of jerking other losers off next to a 24-channel portable ETC dimmer seem appealing to you? Stage Crew is the answer

by Disillusioned Stage Manager October 24, 2010