by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Short for the term sneaky link. A sneaky link/slinky is someone you hook up with in secret for sex or something if the sort.
by Outlawzen December 30, 2022

When you have sexual intercourse or “boing” with a girl who has scoliosis. As you thrust, her spine will get even more fucked up making it look like a messed up slinky. You can then call the police because more often than not, she will be paralyzed from the teats down.
I lowkey want to slinky boing Melissa. She’s a bitch so she’ll get what’s coming to her but that ass is curvy as fuck and I need to tap before she goes to the paralympics
by thiccy biggums April 18, 2019

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.
by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"
"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"
by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

The slender man came out of the woods tonight and it was so scary but he didn’t go after us he went after syadnaaaay and gave her a slinky slender too bad for syadnaaaay
by That main rapist September 2, 2019
