slinky

a long spring often made for entertainment

there will be a slinky in the gift bag

by 20AItani April 15, 2023

MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN

THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS

OMG WHYS MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN SO GAHDAM HOT I SIMP

by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022

spring slinky

slinky. (plural: spring slinkies)

"I have got a spring slinky in the Robinson mall."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Slinky

A stupid fuck who gets absolutely 0 bitches and hates NFL quarterback Trey Lance.

“Oh no, Here comes that stupid bitch slinky.”
“Trey Lance otb.”

by SlinkyMORELIKEstinky April 21, 2022

Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Slinkies (Angel Numbers): The First Juvenile Release.

by TheAngelNumberAreSlinkies February 7, 2025

Sudanese Slinky

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Slinky

A metal device that retracts and expands when handled by a very annoying person. A thin, flat metal wire that spirals up around 50 times. A slinky can be used to annoy everyone and everything around the person that wields it. This device has been known for its stair-stepping abilities.

I almost got my slinky down a whole staircase!

by That.One.Guy... January 4, 2017