shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

slavedom

A made up system of government where slaves are elected to lead the country. Kings are supposed to die in a hole at the bottom of the ocean because that is how it is. Middle class doesn't exist because it just doesn't. This kingdom raises a few questions but is without a doubt the smartest theoretical kingdom ever.

Bruh have you heard of slavedom?
Yeah bruh, its totally rad.

by CrazyGranny23 November 14, 2019

slayed her

Had sex with

I slayed her last night

by Drofnayr February 15, 2014

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

Slaveware

Malware that mines for cryptocurrency on a victim's computer.

Dude, my computer is so slow, I think there's some slaveware using my CPU.

by JimBobGeoffrey January 28, 2018

Slave Sauce

Slave Sauce, a condiment used to counteract a Ket - Seizure, cannot counteract a Mayo - Seizure.

Look hes having a Ket - Seizure, give him some mayo! No give him Slave Sauce to counteract the Ket - Seizure!

by Rogueybear January 6, 2021

Modern Slavery

A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.

That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.

by spnchick May 25, 2018