toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.

OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006

Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.

The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.

by Corseliun Michael Corett III July 31, 2006

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

dick splash

Idiot, moron

You just ruined my best porn mag, you dicksplash!

by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Splashy splashy

A (very) loose measurement of spirits. The amount of alcohol being determined by how long it takes to say "splashy splashy".

Also use "Splashy"

Also a term for a drink.

Used in London and North Eastern Australia.

Are you coming to mine for splashy splashy tonight?

by Queen Douche I January 15, 2011

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014