nick segal

an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.

Shit man, I heard Matt got nick segal going now

by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

Logan Segal

A sweet guy, but also known as a porch monkey. Hes perfect for a guy best friend and will always bully you.

Stop being a Logan Segal, its not cool

by lololol000000 September 2, 2020

Kfir Segal

The most handsome usefull gigantic cocked kid there is.

Dude! I saw Kfir Segals dick today! it was humongous!

by FIUFI December 28, 2021

steven segal

1.a bad actor
2.a 'louisular' bhuddist
3.Tom Ws idol

X:steven segal is on, hes so stupid.
Tom: omg! lock and load! bam bam bam! I LOVE him!!!

by partyboy January 31, 2005

segasonic

A word having to do with the game series, Sonic the Hedgehog, more importantly, the storyline of the games itself. This does not include comics or cartoon spinoffs.

When paired with "purist", the definition is of a person who only thinks that Segasonic is the best and far superior continuity.

"There go thos Segasonic purists again, bashing everything non-segasonic in sight."

by NoOneinParticular September 30, 2003

steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

by Tom85 July 24, 2006

steven segall

a super gay, less awesome version of chuck norris, who happens to make horrible tv and theater movies. He is chuck norris's house maid.

Steven segall got owned by chuck norris in rock paper scissors.

by Manuel Lubbers June 14, 2008