Skankerton

A skankerton is an inventive play on the word skank, meaning a scummy or dirty person, although much like similar insults, skankerton can also be used to define those who get around a lot.

Girl: "what's this on the floor?"
Boy: "Oh, that's just a pair of last week's boxers."
Girl: "Ew, you skankerton!"

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Daisy: Did you hear about what happened at ****'s party? Lucy sucked off like, 5 guys in 2 hours!
Kate: Ugh, she is SUCH a skankerton.

by sayhitohannah October 8, 2010

skankerriffic

it means terrifically skankified it was on call my bluff.

As heard in le garcon skanky

"you see that guy over there?"
"yeah"
"he's skankerriffic"

He's skankerrific, oh, his breath's horrific, he ain't pretty in daylight

by Begecko April 14, 2012

spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013

shankering

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

scanner squirrel

A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.

"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"

"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"

" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"

by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017

Stankerchief

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021